Richie

Last night jessica forward an email to me
Its all about DOGS

Kinda reminds me of my dog
Not really mine la,my uncle bought it
and leave it to my grandma to raise
then he sendiri go penang work
pandai dia

It is a Black labrador

He is black
He is handsome
He is FAT
He is greedy
He is LAZY
He is pity(I always beat him when i get beaten from grandma)
His name is Richie





(pic from google)






I was 9 when they buy that black little labrador
Which looks like the pic I uploaded

When he is still a puppy,
He is cute(puppy mah)
He is NAUGHTY(while he growing teeth,my grandma's car get bitten and part of the car leaves mark from his MOUTH)
He is PITY(after bitten up my TOYSSS,I use stick beat him)

End up he is my fellow during childhood,a pity one

When I was 10,my family and I go for a trip
which leaves him home alone
We ask my grandpa to feed him when we on vacasion
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After 1 week,when we back,WE realise...
HE IS NOT RICHIE!!TURN TO BE BIG FAT ASS DOG
Since that day,we force him to diet
(My grandpa keep feeding him chicken organ,NON STOP)
(He says,'richie seems not full enough,I give he eat,then i give LO)



Example of a black labrador


but mine
Richie..
Is alot
alot alot
more fatter




(Diet failed)

He always eat things I give to him
(Food i don't like,my grandma never know where it goes haha)
I mean,no matter what THINGS
Once I throw a tissue holding LOADS of 'water from nose'
(Imagine it how 'liquid' it is,not I not purposely throw to him)
He came and eat it.....
(YUCK!!!)

I don't like to wash him
Because he will just 'swing' himself?(I don't know the word)
which will makes me wet as well,i tried once
NO THANKS,I let my grandma do the job,since she love it

He likes me to tickle,when he see me raise up hand
He will show his BODY and let me tickle
Lazy,really lazy
He can sleep in the same place more then 4 hours without moving
LAZY
Ball I throw away,he will 'walk' there slowly and pick it up
VERY LAZY

Until I 17 years old
He is getting old and sick

He can't stand probably for his last few months
After he 'sit' or 'sleep',I have to hug him and raise him up
He cry,because he can't stand by itself
We thought is just 'wind wet'(read in cantonese)

After few times,I hug him and send him to hospital

because he can't 'pee' smoothly

Doctor says its cancer for him,which can't help much
Can only use pain killer for the time

After 1 month,
I was crying when I know he is dead
I was in national service
I know it from my grandma's call
I can't see him for my last time
When I finish national service
I found out I don't have any picture of him

There goes,for my only childhood fellow
which let me bully and beat haha,But I always love my dog
I don't have his picture,but he is always within my family
I love you richie!

Mother

This is what happen,when a mother INTERRUPT into her son's life
honestly,I am not a good guy,I don't actually do something to comfort my mom

But I guess starting of this blog, will make her happy
Why?

Because this is HER'S order
this is the reason of saying interruption
'Practice makes prefect'
URH!!

I prefer blogs of mine decribing or telling story

so,my MOTHER will be my first topic



My mother
Charming
Clever
Caring
Cheerful
Confident
Cute(I meant it)
Carmen,was my mother's name



She give birth to me while shes 22(pandai pandai guess her age XD)

She says I never cry even she forgot to feed me while I just few months old
She says I never request from her even she absent always in my childhood
She says I am too good for her,having a son like me

She always come back home with LOADS of things for me while I just few years old
That she can't make it at homemore then twice per year

She always says sorry to me because she can't be with me always,when I was 9

She help me defead a bad boy on bus,after he bully me,I was 9
The way she hold a STICK and yell at him scares me(the boy cry haha)
SHES HOT(if she is young enough I would say that hahaha)

She always call back home when I was 9,she moved to hk that time

She always ask me to visit her when I had long holiday
But I always refuse to go(very expensive la,i tahu kira de)

She first BEAT ME UP is in HK,when I was 10
I go home without notice my mom,when we loitering in a shopping mall
(That time showing journey to west,nice~)
I holding the key,so I pandai go home myself without notice them
She was crying when she back home,and I get beaten afterwards

She give birth to my brother when i was 9,that I don't really like him
(Prejudice of mine,TOLD YOU I AM BAD)

She want me to take care my bro always,But I often ignore her

And, She is calling me to have a talk,twice in a week
(I request so)

But anyway,she is my mother,a weirdo's mom